Boy ! Am I tired. The heat here is stifling and drains you. Bangalore was heaven. Here the air is grossly impregnated with humidity. You realize that when you start sweating the moment the fan is turned off. Two or three baths a day would be the norm for people who have any sense of hygiene or have the slightest bit of sympathy for other peoples nostrils. And body hair is an absolute no no. The more waxed up your body is the less is the discomfort associated with sweating. I've heard people say that they are sweating bullets. How can u sweat bullets ? You can sweat only sweat or I could say that "you can only sweat sweat". Now the thing in quotes looks very weird I have to say. Even if the droplets of sweat that you exude are king size that doesn't make them resemble bullets by any stretch of imagination. Bullets are hard and steely and bring up images of blood and death to your mind when mentioned. It would be better to say that I'm sweating litres or higher measures of liquid volume in the metric system. Some also say that they are sweating like pigs. Do pigs sweat ? Ive seen pigs only a handful of times and that too not at a close range. I prefer keeping my distance. They aren't so hygienic if you know what I mean. And all those times I haven't seen their skin shine with sweat. Maybe its got to do with my poor eyesight. But I can vouch for the fact that they are dirty animals. They eat their own shit it seems. The other day I learnt that pigs die a horrible death at the hands of the butcher. They are not butchered in the usual way that other animals are - their heads aren't chopped off ! They actually don't have a neck and are hence fatally sodomized. Ouch ! Skewered is the word actually. Cant even imagine getting an enema for myself. Just imagine what the poor pigs must be going through just to be dead meat for pork crazy non vegetarians. The Chinese....yeah, they are the assassins. Chinese food invariably always contains pork unless its Gobi Manchurian or some such Indianized Chinese veg food that's being ordered. No offence to Chineese people. I eat a lot of chineese food. I dig Chineese chicks too. Infact, I would love to go to China and eat some Sushi and prance around in a kimono. Or was that Japan ? Oh please, if nothing else I love Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee. So dont bother trying to brand me a racist.
