Blast From The Past - A Slap In Our Faces

Manmohan singh is by far the most effeminate and spineless prime minister the country has seen since independence. I would rank him the worst prime minister ever if given a chance, solely because of this trait. Okay lets be fair here to Shri DEVE GOWDA. We can never take away that rare distinction from the son of the soil. So what ? The head of the state (not titular for petes sake, but the real one) for India is its prime minister for all practical purposes. And such a head of state or national leader should seek to represent India's demography. A demography that is far from effeminate, whatever else we might be, we are not spineless. We are a land which has given birth to fearless men like Subhash Chandra Bose, Chandrasekhar Azad and Bhagat Singh. We as a demography have shown a lot of inner strength and courage and enduring spirit and all that bullshit.
And what does this guy{?} Manmohan do ??? Why...I would say that even Mrs. Indira Gandhi (I adore that woman) had more balls than this wimp. Manmohan singh has scored so much on the incompetence scale that he is neck to neck with Deve Gowda. One encouraging factor in Singh's case is that hes still got a few months to go. We can hope fervently that he would do his best in making the next few months the worst ones in India's history. God forbid nothing similar to the Mumbai attacks happen in any other state.
Of late I hear Manmohan has been studying dog psychology. Maybe its with a view to gaining a better understanding on how to lick his mistresses boots with even more spineless loyalty. What a dedicated man. The issue here is of a different nature though. Manmohan was seen voicing patriotic sentiments (maybe the earth will stop rotating now) asking Mumbaikars to continue keeping a brave face in the after math of the blasts, the last time around. Thats like asking a smiling man who has received a fantastic slap on his cheek to keep on smiling no matter what. All this has forced me to coin a new expansion for the abbreviation - UPA - Unbelievably pathetic Assholes or Useless Pimping Assholes. I leave you to pick the best choice. I knew then that the next time scores of people die from a blast planted by terrorists, these incompetent 'hijras' would again come out and urge people to be brave in the face of terror and do nothing. These blundering baboons that we have elevated to power should be strapped to iron chairs with a hole in the seat and administered an enema of unpinned grenades and have their chest hairs extracted over an open fire at five minute intervals for what they have done to the country since independence. Damn all politicians to the deepest pits of hell. I salute and pray for the souls of the martyred men and women of Mumbai. I salute our armed forces who helped us retain some semblance of self respect by ridding us of the terrorist menace despite the ineptitude of our political system. I salute the grit and resilience of the people of Mumbai. I piss on Manmohan Singh and Vilasrao Deshmukh for showing Mother India in such a pathetic light to the rest of the world. I puke on Shivaraj Patil and the entire lot of our politicians. And I wonder what poor sissy Chidambaram is gonna do now that hes been given all the unwanted responsibility. Maybe he'll lock up his door more tightly at night and wolf down his usual curd rice mixed with sambar and go to sleep under his wife's pallu. I wonder. I was watching TV the other day and I think it serves the Kerala PM right to be snubbed by the distraught parent of one of our brave soldiers who was martyred in the Mumbai tragedy. The CM who predictably turned into a blabbering baffoon on national TV when he was shown the door in a not so subtle manner by the Martyred Majors father, deserved what he got. Ditto the other smiling ape on TV, the Kerala home minister. God knows if they both know how to properly speak a sentence in English without screwing up. Did either of them go to college ? If they did they'd have been retired from respectable jobs by now. How do these idiots manage to run the state ?? Look around and you will see the answer. There aint an inch of road without a ditch. Of course we know that these opportunistic politicians dont give a shit about people dying. So many brave men have lost their lives to uphold the principles that the Indian people hold dear. But these corrupt, irresponsible, incompetent assholes that we have elected and put in place and Im talking about the hijra band of Sonia Gandhi, have reduced patriotism to a vulgar farce. Agreed that we should be united. But thats not just to be idle bystanders. We need to do something. We need to bring in a presidential system and amend the monumental blunder of Nehru (who was besotted with English Legislative system and adopted a similar one for India) which is called the Indian Constitution. This inept government has got to go and thats for sure but dont ask me whom we should replace them with. I honestly dont know. I wish these terrorists blew up the entire parliament when it was in full session. That would rid us of half our problems right there. We dont need these senile septuagenarians who are inept and without spirit and are concerned only about increasing their bank balances or about their next foreign visit. These morons dont represent the India I live in, the India of today. They belong to a generation which grew up learning to live with and revel in corruption, incompetence, inefficiency and exhibit a gutless cringing attitude which would put a doormat to shame.
But we the young India are not burdened by the ghosts of our past. We dont have to accept things as they are. We wont let ourselves be bullied. We wont sit around with our thumbs up our asses staring open mouthed into oblivion and wondering what went wrong. We wont let those who come into our dear motherland and wreak havoc in the heart of our cities and homes and lives get away scot free. We wont stand by idly and watch out great nation being raped incessantly like a war refugee and do nothing. Its time to blow the conch shell of aggression and stop the villains from taking our magnanimous tolerance as a sign of weakness and vulnerability. Lets start giving back as good as we get.